AskCriminology

Don't be boring.
- JM

peter-thedoctor-capaldi asked: r u dating sebastian?

There are a few things you should know:

1) People who cannot type properly repel me more than a cheap suit.

2) I make it a priority not to mix personal business with official business, it makes much more mess than it’s worth.

3) As Sebastian is my employee, the above mentioned personal guideline would make any sort of romantic and or sexual relationship between him and I a contradiction to my morals.

4) I’ve never been a man for morals, or rules of any kind really.

So in short, my keyboard deficient nuisance, mind your own before you meddle to far.

                                                                  - JM

justamadgirlwithanotebook asked: Can you give me some advice on how to go about killing my sister?

Hire someone who can do it more efficiently, and without leaving a trail of evidence by asking advice on how to do it.

                                                                       - JM

rudolf-the-red-nosed asked: What's your favorite way to kill?

Death via Moran. Keeps my hands clean and keeps him stress free :)

                                                         - JM

ewok-gia:

A plastic surgeon transforms a pig’s head into a woman’s head

ewok-gia:

A plastic surgeon transforms a pig’s head into a woman’s head

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candy-psychopatic asked: Oh, it's the Consulting Criminal. Nice to meet you, sir. *smile*

Oh lord, I’d forgotten about this….I grew bored of it ages ago. I’d reciprocate your sentiments in making my acquaintance, but I don’t really care who you are, so saying “nice to meet you” is rather a waste of words. So what do you want? If it’s to ask what my favourite colour is then do yourself a favour and bugger off. Ta.

                                                                     - JM

malformalady:

A fingerprint being produced via a degloved finger, in order to identify the deceased.

Ahh the skinning method….one of my personal favourites :D
                                                                       - JM

malformalady:

A fingerprint being produced via a degloved finger, in order to identify the deceased.

Ahh the skinning method….one of my personal favourites :D

                                                                       - JM

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